Super Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Here are all the pick up lines just in case you can't understand my accent. Most of them are original's I made up but some I found on the internet.
1) If I have a soccer ball will you come kick it with me?
2) Oh Ko Ni Chi WOW girl.
3) Your beauty has over clocked my processor.
5) Dam girl~ I thought Civic's were pretty until I laid my eyes on you.
6) Our love is like dividing by zero. It can not be defined.
7) It stopped raining in my heart the moment I laid eyes on you.
8) You defragment my life.
9) Ow my tooth hurts because you're so sweet.
10) Ah yes I am addicted to caffeine and you're my Starbucks.
11) I less than 3 you.
12) Don't wear no more make up. You can't get more perfect than you already are.
13) I looked in the mirror and saw an angel. Come to me and kiss angel.
14) I wish I was your derivative so I can be tangent in your life.
15) Did you have nose surgery? So then how can you be so beautiful?
16) Every time I think of you the stars disappear. Look at how black the world is. That's not pollution. That's you.
17) Did you hear that? It was my heart taking off after looking at you.
18) You are like my sleeping pills. I can't sleep without you.
19) I have an owie on my lips. Can you kiss it and make it better.
20) Wow you look so familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.
21) Did you win the Nobel peace prize? Because you beauty can bring world peace.
22) I can't breath~ Your beauty is too intoxicating.

[08]Friday Questions

lalalalalatechno
Hyung 무용하는 방법을 알아 Bokko?
(Do you know how to do the dance Bokko?)

scottdo9
scottdo9 ask did u ever get turned on when you went to the angels dodgers game with that one handsome guy......i think his name is scott?

GimmeBWW
Oh, yeah! How were those pre-game hookers?

TheDrunkenCelt
Think you could take Lu Bu in a fight?

RufioJJ
if you could marry a disney princess who would you choose?

ChingChangDo
Could you sing a song for us???
and use youre guitar.

rochambaeu
Are you still not using your cell phone and have you been eating more meat lately?

DangerousKoneko
What do mangos taste like? If I bit into your arm would you taste like a mango too?

Ladyivory3
Samurai or Geisha?

VioletWings
Do you usually have a dry mouth, is that why you smack your mouth a lot?

emmabee11
Whats the weirdest gift you have ever recieved? and why?

filteany
in the future, would you make a franchise selling that bag of yours in your background?

flipfoneoh566
Why is it that in all of ur vids it shows that little black handbag?

dragomir753
Theres a woman with 15 sons, and she named them all " Leroy "
How does she call them individualy ?

tokersoldies
how can you hack into a youtube account??is there a way or it cant't be done.can you get back at me.thanks

InfoBomb
Hey Retard how many rights in the first amendment

hellohehe09
If You Were A Girl, Who Would You Describe Yourself As?

ChanKaiHong
Do you play video games? If you do then what game are you playing now and what's your favourite game of all time?